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Demoralized after finding out that this cherry cola doesn’t count as eating a fruit for the day.

Posted in Thought of the Day on January 6, 2012 by Webmaster Mike

All I want for Christmas is a Smooth Jazz / Gangsta Rap compilation called “Kenny G Unit.”

Posted in Thought of the Day on December 16, 2011 by Webmaster Mike

Learning how to code in Shockwave Flash, which also happens to be my rap star name.

Posted in Thought of the Day on December 8, 2011 by Webmaster Mike

With the power out, I finally have an answer when people ask me if I dressed in the dark.

Posted in Thought of the Day on December 1, 2011 by Webmaster Mike

“I am half full.”
– Self-aware cup who happens to be an optimist.

Posted in Thought of the Day on November 22, 2011 by Webmaster Mike

Looks like I picked the perfect day to kick my addiction to licking metal objects.

Posted in Thought of the Day on November 8, 2011 by Webmaster Mike

Pro Tip: Never mistake a glue stick for lip balm when reaching into your desk.

Posted in Thought of the Day on November 3, 2011 by Webmaster Mike

Also: Never underestimate how pleasing this is to your colleagues.

Sickness update:

Posted in Thought of the Day on October 25, 2011 by Webmaster Mike

Just went to the restroom to blow my nose.

I’m sure the people voting in the adjacent Assembly Chambers were pleased to hear what I can only imagine sounded like the World’s Most Awesome Trumpet Solo.